“We are the Knights who say…NI!”

Fandom Running Club is pleased to present the newest event in the Cult Classic Series:

Holy Hand Grenade 3 Mile!

“Four miles shalt thou not run, nor either run thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number of miles, be reached, then, hangest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch around thy neck and display it towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, and woefully unregistered for this event, shall snuff it.”

From coconuts to swallows to elderberries, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is easily one of the most quoted movies of all time. With a total film budget of approximately 17 pounds sterling, the comic geniuses of Monty Python gave us something truly amazing. Join us now on our noble, but dangerous quest to defeat the Black Knight, locate some nice shrubberies, and survive vicious bunny rabbits. And meet Tim. There are some that call him that.

Your registration includes this spectacular 3-D molded medal inlaid with as many of the finest faux pearls and completely fake gemstones that one can get onto a medal for less money than it cost to make the film. Of course, there’s the beautiful custom sublimated ribbon and the always popular personalized digital bib!

“Now, go run your miles, or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!”

Three Shall Be the Number of Miles You Run, and the Number of Miles You Run Shall Be Three. You may run two, but only if you then proceed to three. (Five is right out.)

But remember, this event is virtual…so you can complete it wherever, however and whenever you want! You can walk, run, skip, bike, or saunter…you can do it in your neighborhood, at the gym, on the treadmill, or on your favorite trail…and you can do it Monday night, Tuesday morning, Thursday afternoon or whenever! It’s all up to you!

The medals for this event have SOLD OUT! Thank you to all who stormed Castle Arrgh to participate!

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